Maison Mondaine presents

A Comedy Musical of Love, Dating & Male Fantasy

What happens when a girl spends her life
looking for love…
and meets every possible type of man
along the way?

Welcome to Call Me Darling — a glamorous, cheeky and irresistibly entertaining journey through love, heartbreak, dating and the wonderfully complicated world of men.

Combining live vocals, dynamic choreography, male dance, comedy, character performance and spectacular visual moments — Call Me Darling brings the energy of a romantic comedy to the stage, with a distinctly playful, sexy and theatrical twist.

Along the way, she meets them all.

THE RICH MAN.

THE GYM BRO.

THE CHARMING GENTLEMAN.

THE ROMANTIC.

THE HEARTBREAKER.

THE NICE GUY.

THE WALKING RED FLAG.

Her story

Three Chapters.

One Very Complicated Love Story.

IIIIII

Chapter I

Love

First crushes, first romance, fantasy and the excitement of believing you've finally found The One.

Chapter II

Heartbreak

Bad choices, red flags, impossible men and the beautiful chaos that comes when love goes completely wrong.

Chapter III

Finding Yourself

The moment she stops searching for someone to complete her — and discovers that she was never incomplete in the first place.

And watching it all from the sidelines is her unforgettable Best Friend: a glamorous drag queen with plenty of opinions, absolutely no filter and just enough common sense to know when to say:

GIRL.

GIRL.

GIRL.

The Show

LIVE VOCALS

MALE DANCE

COMEDY

CHARACTER PERFORMANCE

SENSUAL CHOREOGRAPHY

CABARET

ENSEMBLE MOMENTS

With a predominantly male cast, the men of Call Me Darling are not simply characters. They become the spectacle itself: dancers, performers, lovers, fantasies and exaggerated versions of the men we all know — brought together by a charismatic live-vocal female lead.

Darling.

They call her Darling because she’s beautiful.

They call her Darling because they’re flirting.

They call her Darling because they forgot her name.

And sometimes…

they call everyone Darling.

But eventually, she decides that being someone's Darling isn't enough.

She wants to be

She wants to be herself.

And she wants to have a little fun along the way.

Call Me Darling is a high-energy entertainment show created for audiences who love music, comedy, attractive performers, great dancing, glamorous women and a little bit of delicious chaos.

Intimate

3-Performer Production

Spectacular

Larger Ensemble

So sit back, enjoy the show, and don't worry
if you don't remember her name…

You can always call her Darling.

All Darlings Are Very Welcome.